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[hild]

Apparently you can now have surgery to change the colour of your eyes:

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nology-15596885

Why on earth would anyone do that? I quite like my eyes the way they are - working! Certainly wouldn't want any lasers anywhere near them for anything less than a sound clinical reason...

[Summit Lover]

I always fancied the thought of green eyes...... not nearly enough to have laser treatment though!

[RetiredMember2]

[St. Lukes Railings]

Didn't know where to put this as I wanted to share an extremely 'I want the earth to open up and swallow me' moment.

Picture the scene. I'm out for an early afternoon perambulate along City Road this lunchtime. A fella walks straight into me. How could he not have seen me approaching as he stepped out of the building he was leaving?. Are you f'ing blind I said to him? I walked off mutttering obscenities to myself. Bought a sandwich (Chicken Tikka if you're asking...had cucumber in it though, which I detest. So that was a bit of a downer). Anyway, as I'm walking back with said sandwich I walked past the building where I had my altercation earlier. It was Moorfields Eye Hospital.

I'll be honest. I felt guilty

[Summit Lover]

I'll be honest. I felt guilty

5 Hail Marys and buying everyone a round of drinks on Friday should sort that out young man

[St. Lukes Railings]

Catholicism isn't really my bag. But I will buy you a west country delight on Friday as penance.

[Dazza]

Looks like friday is going to be an expensive night out for you SLR better hope the holier than holy brigade dont turn up !

Dazza

[RetiredMember2]

better hope the holier than holy brigade dont turn up !
Dazza

What;s with all this religious tension Dazza? Are you scared of eternal salvation? Does evensong scare the bejesus outa you? Never fear, here at CRUD we have competitively priced products for all phobias - even DMphobia.

Blessings and miracles

citizen Minister

[Summit Lover]

Blessings and miracles

citizen Minister

Holy !*$!x! Please tell me you made that poster up yourself!

[Summit Lover]

Orange Juice with 'juicy bits'. Eeek! (to use a Charlie'ism).

[Dazza]

Past saving I am afraid !

A bit like Mr Marley aka Scrooges ex business partner !

Dazza

[RetiredMember2]

Holy !*$!x! Please tell me you made that poster up yourself!

Since last week's inception CRUD has grown. God has told me, that as Pirme Minister I must go forth and multiply my fleet to show to the world how they too could enjoy the same riches if they follow my tyre tracks footsteps. So I have carried out His orders and branched out from gas guzzling Mercs and Hummers to smaller neater status wheels.

Past saving I am afraid !
Dazza

Here at CRUD we leave no soul unturned. All it takes is a financial transaction and to save you from perdition, believe and you will be relieved. Just PM the PM your bank account details and a CRUD Minister will attend to your wealth transfer asap.

CRUD is good.

[Summit Lover]

I can't go cross eyed - but can anyone else see the man? Or even better identlfy him? I get an occasional quick sight of him if I make my vision go all blurry...

http://www.moillusio...ntent=Google UK

[RachelF]

I can only go crossed-eyed by looking at my nose which means I can't look at the screen!

[Sylvester]

That's very clever! I made my eyes go blurry but still can't recognise who it is ... can anyone else do it?