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#46 RetiredMember2

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:58 PM

"Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator."

Simon Cowell



#47 FitzRoy

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:01 PM

"You want to stick that where ............???

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:04 PM

"couldnt give a monekys - the net attracts lots of social spastics who ply their trade on places like this it seems - ang on a minute - that sounds like me - forget all that"
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:16 PM

Overheard in Tesco in Clerkenwell a few minutes ago:- So I told him, get that thing out of my body, then get the feck* out of my house.

* It wasn't 'feck'.

Edited by nikdevlin, 31 May 2012 - 12:17 PM.

I make mixes, some of which are quite good. My wife and I cook things too.

#50 RachelF

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 01:23 PM

I was in Tesco in Clerkenwell a few minutes ago... but it wasn't me!
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