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#16 Ziwa

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:45 PM

Why wear one of those torture devices?

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:48 PM

Why wear one of those torture devices?


Because my flesh is a long way from bikini suitable! Luckily my other 'arf isn't into beach holidays :P

#18 Ziwa

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 06:51 PM

No, I mean why wear a bikini!!! I agree completely....bikini-wearing is usually an indicator that you're not really going to get out there and DO anything that requires any effort or focus on anything besides your own behind. BORING. Sorry gals - I'm a complete get out there in wetsuit/swimsuit and have a good time for yourself kinda gal, don't dress for the menfolk. They come snuffling around anyhoo, and the best ones want to go out and do something fun with someone who can actually move, not just sit and ogle.

(Ducks as CitM gets cross)

On scrollling back up the pages, I would agree though that I wouldn't go quite as far as the tele-tubbies suit :P

#19 RetiredMember2

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:07 PM

Z, stop being a bikini meanie :ph34r: they can be liberating and wearing one has never stopped me being active, from beachbum to volleyball to surfing (ok more like body boarding) to canoeing to sipping margaritas poolside... you can't feel sun kissed in a wet suit now can you?

Mind you I agree there are some half decent swimsuits on shelves atm - I may spalsh out in one of these, waddya think?

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or maybe this one: Posted Image

And check out our bunnys got a range out - though couldn't see any red ones :D :

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#20 Summit Lover

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:18 PM

This one's quite fetching.. Posted Image



And this one is made for action clearly! Posted Image

#21 RetiredMember2

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 09:07 PM

:lol: You been through from my hoilday album SL?

#22 Dazza

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 10:42 AM

If you need any advice on Bikinis just feel free to ask I have been observing bikinis throughout my whole entire adult life & feel that I am now officially an expert on the subject.

Dazza

PS I have eventually come to the conclusion that the less material the better !
PPS Dont know why but if you have a diving knife strapped to your thigh really helps the look too !
Your obviously mistaken me with someone who gives a fig

#23 charlie

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

Ursula: "What are you doing here - looking for shells?"

Dazza: "No, just looking." ;)



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Posted 22 May 2012 - 02:38 PM

mmmmm perfect !

Dazza

PS Observing
Your obviously mistaken me with someone who gives a fig

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 02:40 PM

If you need any advice on Bikinis just feel free to ask I have been observing bikinis throughout my whole entire adult life & feel that I am now officially an expert on the subject.

Dazza

PS I have eventually come to the conclusion that the less material the better !
PPS Dont know why but if you have a diving knife strapped to your thigh really helps the look too !


Dazza, as a fully qualified Bikini Professor are you offering to be my personal shopper? Thing is you will have to drag up in order to get passed changing room secuirty, how about something like this:

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or this:Posted Image

:D :P

#26 Ziwa

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 03:04 PM

Z, stop being a bikini meanie :ph34r:

Indeed! Sorry! I went home, took a chill pill and thought whose business is it of mine who is lucky enough to still be contemplating bikinis! So you go, girl!

Now THIS is a classic (esp. considering my line of work!):
Ziwa: "What are you doing here - looking for shells?"
MrZiwa: "You bet!" ;)....and they went off in to the sunset

http://youtu.be/m3lAjyUUS1g



#27 FitzRoy

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 03:37 PM

Well it passed the time on the flight...............

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#28 Dazza

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 03:49 PM

Obviously no extra charges for luggage !
Your obviously mistaken me with someone who gives a fig

#29 FitzRoy

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:14 PM

Ermm ...off message methinks .

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:14 PM

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Fitzroy gets to the bottom of the dilema - that bikini gets thumbs up :D

Indeed! Sorry! I went home, took a chill pill and thought whose business is it of mine who is lucky enough to still be contemplating bikinis! So you go, girl!


Z, you will look fab in one of Fitzroy's bikinis, I'm going to take you shopping :ph34r: