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#1 mickeyboy

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:18 PM

This may or may not work.

Anybody got any "boom boom" jokes or conumdrums to solve to brighten up the start of each day?

Correct answers have to be authenticated.

Here goes.

How high is a Chinaman?

#2 ChewderOde

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:05 AM

5ft 3 inches?

#3 Billy S

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:14 AM

This may or may not work.

Anybody got any "boom boom" jokes or conumdrums to solve to brighten up the start of each day?

Correct answers have to be authenticated.

Here goes.

How high is a Chinaman?


Correct.
Love The Triangle...

#4 mickeyboy

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:19 AM

5ft 3 inches?


Not off to a really good start. I'll try again.

How High is a Chineseman.

Correct.


Over to you Billy

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 09:00 AM

How-Low is his wife!

Boom-Boom!

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 11:51 AM

Why didn the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

#7 ChewderOde

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:36 PM

cos he got a hole in one!

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 05:28 PM

cos he got a hole in one!


Boom boom! Over to you Chew

#9 mickeyboy

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 10:54 PM

A man wearing black clothes, black shoes and a black hat is walking down a street. The street lamps are all off. A black car, with its headlights off, comes speeding down the road, but screeches to a halt, just before hitting the man. How did the driver see the man?

#10 St. Lukes Railings

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:21 AM

It was daylight ?

#11 mickeyboy

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:15 PM

It was daylight ?

go for it saint

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:12 PM

An aeroplane crashed into a field. Every single person in the aircraft died. But two people survived. How come?

#13 mickeyboy

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:18 PM

An aeroplane crashed into a field. Every single person in the aircraft died. But two people survived. How come?

married perhaps?

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:19 PM

a couple of engineers were hanging off it when it took off?

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:18 PM

GillW has just informed me on another topic that there's a few computer techy nerds out there on the Forum. How about this one?

A man wanted to work but he could not log in to his computer terminal successfully. He tried twice but his password didn't work. He suddenly remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he called his boss and said,
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, listen carefully, I am sure, you can figure out the new one. The new one has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss." With that he could correctly log into his station.

What are his new and old passwords?

Edited by mickeyboy, 13 November 2012 - 11:18 PM.