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#16 ChewderOde

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:54 PM

any 4 letter word? this and *** for example?

#17 mickeyboy

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:35 PM

any 4 letter word? this and *** for example?


Not this time. Try again

GillW has just informed me on another topic that there's a few computer techy nerds out there on the Forum. How about this one?

A man wanted to work but he could not log in to his computer terminal successfully. He tried twice but his password didn't work. He suddenly remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he called his boss and said,
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, listen carefully, I am sure, you can figure out the new one. The new one has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss." With that he could correctly log into his station.

What are his new and old passwords?

#18 mickeyboy

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 12:06 PM

GillW has just informed me on another topic that there's a few computer techy nerds out there on the Forum. How about this one?

A man wanted to work but he could not log in to his computer terminal successfully. He tried twice but his password didn't work. He suddenly remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he called his boss and said,
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, listen carefully, I am sure, you can figure out the new one. The new one has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss." With that he could correctly log into his station.

What are his new and old passwords?


Answer: New password is 'different'. Old password 'out of date'

Over to somebody else

#19 RetiredMember1

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 04:27 PM

Why do bees hum? :)

#20 mickeyboy

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:56 PM

Why do bees hum? :)


Because they don't know the words of the song?

Reminds me of that rock song, Nut Rocker by B Bumble and the Stingers, that didn't have any words either!

Edited by mickeyboy, 21 November 2012 - 08:59 PM.


#21 ChewderOde

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:14 PM

knock knock - who's there? Biggish.............

#22 Summit Lover

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:14 PM

Big Issue for you?

How's about this:


I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.

"Do you have any kids?" she asked.

"Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's under two."

She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:48 PM

What's the difference between an Essex girl (that's me, so I'm allowed! :lol: ) and a supermarket trolley?

(Thank God for the edit function - unlike in life, I could get the joke right before you all said, 'Huh?!')

Edited by GillW, 28 November 2012 - 05:50 PM.


#24 St. Lukes Railings

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:03 PM

You're from Essex GillW? Wow!

A trolley has a mind of it's own?

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:10 PM

It's the only way, Saint! ;) Left when I was 10, though, so never graduated into white stilettos, in my defence :lol:

Yes, indeed - a trolley does indeed have a mind of its own.

Now, why does an Essex girl like making out in a bus shelter?

#26 GillyMS

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:20 PM

Cos she was told she needed protection...

#27 mickeyboy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 01:44 PM

What's peaceful and quiet, has an engine and four wheels, but no side windows, and normally has a custard or cheese topping?

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 12:07 PM

What's peaceful and quiet, has an engine and four wheels, but no side windows, and normally has a custard or cheese topping?

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