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#16 centralhilleagle

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 02:29 PM

Haha. I seem to remember the Jesus mug had a negative review from someone who got fired from work because his drink turned to wine :)

Here is another classic: http://www.amazon.co...d_sim_sbs_kh_14 the company had a XXXX% increase in sales, so they're probably not too bothered.

#17 RetiredMember1

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 02:49 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

#18 mickeyboy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:29 PM

‘John’, woke up after the annual Chamber of Commerce Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Jane," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete arses of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing all the other members of the committee and you insulted the Chairman, right to his face."

"He's an arsehole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you ."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

#19 Summit Lover

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:31 PM

Love the festive avatar!