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#16 nikdevlin

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 12:51 PM

Indeed; also, it could be broadened out into discussions about a ) toilet humour and b ) foul language, two subjects I find fascinating. I swear a lot, yet this morning I filed a complaint about my team leader for swearing in a meeting yesterday at me, one of my colleagues and, more seriously, a visiting architect from another company. There's a time and a place for everything, including telling someone they're a "...f***ing joke", or that they're "talking b******s".

And yes, it suits my puerile sense of humour too...

Edited by nikdevlin, 11 December 2012 - 12:52 PM.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:13 PM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:19 PM

Yes and as someone with a Tourette's tendency I'd feel discriminated against - so watch out!

Agree time and place is important, if possible and it can be controlled, but I do cringe a bit when I hear it on TV - mainly because of the kids, watershed or not - why should they have to suffer any more foul mouthing when I'm at it all the time.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:23 PM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:16 PM

Priscilla Presley had a nice one of those Sidders according to Steve Martin


hang on, wasn't it Leslie Nielsen?
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:26 PM

hang on, wasn't it Leslie Nielsen?


No, definitely Priscilla Presley.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:26 PM

hang on, wasn't it Leslie Nielsen?




Yes of course it was .. can you remind me of the movie? All I can remember is the beaver :)

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:30 PM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:32 PM

No, definitely Priscilla Presley.


B'dum tsssccch!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:33 PM


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:02 PM

I told this bird i had a big weapon for her !


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:27 PM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:42 PM

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